You:
-Male or female (or any variation of the two).
-Age, race, education not important.
-German speaker preferred but not required.
-Must look good in my camera. All of them. All the time (must look equally good riding a bicycle, drinking tea, dancing, in the morning, at night, unshowered - negotiable - and in a dress).
-It helps if you like to take your clothes off.
-It also helps if you like to go for long walks by the canal and ride roller coasters.
-This job is purely for my enjoyment. Candidates must take direction.
-And don't talk back.
-Must live in Berlin or be willing to relocate (at your own expense).
-Pay: No.
-Commitment: No contract but you better stick around as long as I want you to.
Apply within.
Please do not contact job poster (me) about other services, products or commercial interests.
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You:
-Male or female (or any variation of the two).
Female. Can pretend to be male, but have to say, not a very believable one.
-Age, race, education not important.
Okay. Then I won't go into details. I do have all of them, though. Age, race AND education.
-German speaker preferred but not required.
Well, you're lucky. Ich spreche Deutsch. Sogar sehr viel. Und sehr gut.
-Must look good in my camera. All of them. All the time (must look equally good riding a bicycle, drinking tea, dancing, in the morning, at night, unshowered - negotiable - and in a dress).
Well, I guess your camera has to decide whether I do. All your cameras. At all times. I do look good in a dress.
-It helps if you like to take your clothes off.
I do. Will I have to?
-It also helps if you like to go for long walks by the canal and ride roller coasters.
Good. I do. Roller coasters less than walks, but hey, if it gets me the job...
-This job is purely for my enjoyment. Candidates must take direction.
Got it. I will.
-And don't talk back.
Not even on long walks by the canal?
-Must live in Berlin or be willing to relocate (at your own expense).
Yes. No problem.
-Pay: No.
Yes. No problem. That seems to happen a lot. That non-payment thing. Do I have to pay you?
-Commitment: No contract but you better stick around as long as I want you to.
No contract is the best contract I ever got. "Sticking around" - my second name.
As your ideal candidate, I sincerely hope to hear from you.
Best,
M
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