A friend of mine turned me onto this site a couple of days ago. It is a great hand drawn look at life in Brooklyn, via SF and this woman, her sense of humour and her drawings hit it perfectly. I notice that as of yesterday she's on hiatus but go and click back and don't say I didn't warn you that you will laugh and then maybe cry a little. Anyways, somehow in the midst of her wonderfulness, reading through comments and such I came upon the realization that you can look up your own name in Urban Dictionary. So I did. And you know what the first entry says (I shit you not)?
Entry 1: "The most funniest and most amazing loving and caring person you can ever meet and be friends with ever in your life. Maybe even more than friends if you truly care for her. Alexa is the bestest person I've ever met in my life."
Well isn't that nice to hear?
Entry 2: "one word, AH-MAZINNGGG"
dude#: wow that girl is SUCH an alexa!
dude#2:tootally!
Entry 5: "The most wonderful girl you can ever meet. Caring, loving, smart and beautiful. The one that will be there for you all the time, the one who will wipe your tears dry. The one who's laugh can make your day, the one who's smile shines like the Sun. Her eyes will captivate you, someone you can hold tight and truly care for, because she makes you feel special, because she loves you. Alexa is more than words can say."
Oh, and then, just for some balance, Entry 7: "a rat-toothed, overpossessive, spineless philipino, chino, hawaiian, malaysian hula dancer who never gets presents from santa: just coal. Bitterly jealous, 2 faced, will try to be friends with you to creep on you and make sure you stay away from "her man" cause she is that insecure about herself. she enjoys taking slutty pictures of herself and commenting on how gorgeous she is even though she resembles a rat. she creeps around with men younger than her and hacks into her boyfriend's web page because she has no trust!"
Now go try it for yourself and report back.

Comments (6)
You spineless Filipino Hula dancer, you!
I like my entry 3 best:
Guy1: "Did you see that guy smoking pot down there?"
Guy2: "Yeah, he's awesome, I bet his name's Manuel."
Almost certain there are no entries with my name!
HAHAH!
Urban Dictionary is great. It once helped me very much with a certain translation job (subtitling a DVD featuring Snoop Doggy Dog and other West Coast rappers).
Hey, this is great Alexa, thanks for sharing!
I especially love 2 of my definitions, some of the things are right though I don't quite live up to everything:
Vanessa:
5: A beautiful girl.
Loves music, hanging out with her friends, and eating.
Very friendly, sexy, and stylish.
The one best friend everyone wants.
The one girl every guy wants.
Shes tough so dont mess around with her.
Shes the most special girl in the world.
7: Smart, Funny, Charming, Caring, Responsible, Beautiful, Gorgeous Eyes that would be so easy to get lost in, yet you would never care, so lost yet held there so happy so content, and a smile that lights up a room and makes your heart pound. A rare combination, someone beautiful inside as well as outside.
Vanessa is an amazing person.
haha, why didn't i come up with that idea? the best line, though: "buy alexa mugs, tshirts and hoodies!"
ps: looking up my name is sort of useless.
pps: nice kitchen!!
1. Jonas
Life its self, also the new god.
"Jonas is life, or oh my jonas! "
Also:
7. Jonas
Another word for homo
"Dude...why are you being such a Jonas? Take off the vest and tight pants and learn to actually play guitar."
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