I guess it's fair enough that if you go to bars that look like this you are asking to meet people like the guy last night who had a tattoo the size of his entire forearm of his birthdate. Like, because you're likely to forget the date? Or so that people will ask you what the number represents and then you can say something like "That is the day in history when I came into this world to bore and annoy every person I meet." But mostly I'm just disappointed in myself for not getting a photo of the whole tragedy.